Here Be Dragons Review
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Here Be Dragons: A Hilarious, Yet Flawed, Tactical Adventure

The allure of the high seas has captivated audiences for centuries. From swashbuckling pirates to intrepid explorers, tales of maritime adventure have found their way into books, films, and video games. Here Be Dragons, a tactical RPG from Red Zero Games, attempts to capture this magic with a comedic twist. But does its humor buoy its gameplay, or does it sink beneath the waves?

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A Lighthearted Voyage

Here Be Dragons doesn’t strive for historical accuracy. Instead, it embraces a lighthearted, often irreverent, approach to its subject matter. Historical figures like Christopher Columbus and Richard Chancellor are reimagined as comedic characters, embarking on a whimsical journey of discovery. The game’s humor is generally light and accessible, avoiding overly mature themes. The art style, reminiscent of 80s cartoons, further enhances the game’s playful tone, complemented by a jaunty, pirate-themed soundtrack.

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The gameplay revolves around a simple dice-rolling mechanic. Players allocate points to upgrade skills and stats, each represented by a numbered slot. After each round, dice are rolled, and players use the resulting numbers to enhance their attacks, defenses, or special abilities. Collecting glass bottles throughout the levels allows players to manipulate dice rolls or acquire unique skills. While rolling a six grants bonus points, maintaining a balanced total dice value is crucial, as higher numbers can put players at a disadvantage.

Lost at Sea?

While Here Be Dragons’ humorous approach is initially charming, it ultimately detracts from the narrative. The constant shift in character perspectives and the over-reliance on humor create a disjointed and ultimately forgettable story.

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The biggest disappointment, however, lies in the core gameplay. While luck is an inherent element in many tactical games, Here Be Dragons makes it the central focus. Strategic planning often feels futile when every decision hinges on the roll of the dice. This reliance on chance might be engaging in a board game setting, but in a linear, single-player experience against an AI opponent, it quickly becomes tedious. The lack of meaningful progression further exacerbates this issue, leaving players feeling like they’re stuck in a repetitive loop of rolling dice and filling slots.

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Conclusion

Here Be Dragons sets sail with a promising concept and charming presentation. However, its overreliance on humor and its dice-driven gameplay ultimately prevent it from reaching its full potential. While the game’s lighthearted tone and accessible mechanics may appeal to casual players, those seeking a more strategic and engaging tactical experience may find themselves adrift.

Game Information

  • Developer: Red Zero Games
  • Publisher: Red Zero Games
  • Genre: Tactical RPG
  • Release Date: September 3, 2020
  • Platform: Nintendo Switch

System Requirements

Minimum: N/A

Recommended: N/A

Supported by Red Zero Games – Played on Nintendo Switch

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